Holy mirth on Earth!

I hurt myself over the weekend and had to make an appointment with my chiropractor. No, it wasn’t because I drank a lot of wine and fell off the hiking trail. No, no!

I just fell out of my chair. Laughing! Seems some folks just use the funniest search strings.

I routinely check my site reports to see what people are reading, where they’re coming from, and what search terms they’re using to find my website. Kinda makes me wonder what I’m writing that causes me to be in the Google Top Ten for these searches.

What follows is a list of those search strings that have found me ROTFPMP*. But read this list safely, and please don’t blame me if you get hurt! If you have a seatbelt on your desk chair – like the one I’ve just installed – then all the better.

“Checking out chicks with Leathermans.”

Women with convertible utility knives? Junior cockfighting wanna-bes? Huh?

“Why does my hair itch when I meditate?”

Omm, that’s a real head-scratcher.

“Newsreader getting naked.”

OK, but just don’t do it at Starbucks.

“Ticklish feet.”

Last year I blogged about my first pedicure. Ever since there are fetishists out there who repeatedly ping me with this term. Do they hike, though?

“Can I fix cauliflower ear myself?

Sure! A paring knife, a vegetable steamer, a little paprika….

*Rolling on the floor peeing my pants.

~winehiker

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